If you own a small scooter shop. Stop whatever it is you are doing.
Yes, stop.
Now grab a computer or a typewriter if you have one type something called : PRESS RELEASE As Gas Prices Rise, So Do Scooter Sales WE ARE SOLD OUT! Locals learn to walk.
Our Local Dealership is doing so well we are backlogged as people beat each other up in the showroom for scooters. - Be a little more eloquent than that.
Fax it, email it, blog it to your local news station. We reached 2008. The Delorian hit 88 miles per hour you got 1.21 gigawatts YOU ARE NOW IN 2008
(If you don't get the reference here you go)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yosuvf7Unmg
No amount of money can buy you the foot traffic a local TV crew will get you. Seriously, when penny pinchers unite you will have a flood of everyday people who more than likely will leave the scooter in the garage after gas goes back down once Wacky Ghadafi is dead, but in the meantime milk it for everything it's worth.
Make Charlie Sheen proud.
Some dealers have become experts at this and around May or June every year they send out the press releases. Well Christmas hit early this year with gas at $4 in Miami you need to be sending these press releases out NOW.
Don't wait.
We're back to 2008!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqOqVz2Z5zY
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